The weekend featured competing celebrity weddings—or rather, in one case, a celebrity—attended Marriage. no shade laura sisk And ollie jacobsBut I’m not sure there’s such a thing as a “celebrity sound engineer” (though let’s be fair, if there is, that’s what they are. They both got a Grammy and produced music for Swift; they’ve also worked with Harry Styles, doja catAnd kendrick lamarAnd he has worked with Lorde, ClairoAnd st vincent). Their wedding ceremony was attended in England Taylor Swift, phoebe bridgersAnd sabrina carpenterand conducted by jack antonoff.
Around the world, real celebs jordan woods And carl-anthony town Towns gets married in Malibu with guest list of Knicks teammates Jalen Brunson; Knicks love superfans timothy chalamet And Ben Stiller; celebrities like teyana taylor, Keegan-Michael’s, Justin BiberAnd Jaden Smith; And some of the guests were so random that it felt like Taylor and travis kelsThe marriage started again, like love island‘S Nick Vansteenberghe And olandria carthen. It appears that the happy couple asked their guests to wear all black, which looked absolutely stunning in the group photos, even if some of the individual outfits looked a little strange: kylie jenner pretended a Very of torso, and hailey bieber saw Like she was going to prom in 2004.
Multiple celebrity news outlets have reported that Woods and Towns’ wedding gifts included hoodies that say “Married in 5,” a sweet nod to what all of us bandwagon Knicks fans were saying in June (“Knicks in 5!”), but in some photos The sweatshirts I’ve seen look exactly like the ones that say “Married at 15.” The two got engaged in December after five years of dating, so “married in 5” would make a bit much sense (even if it’s been over six years by now)… but it In fact Looks like “15” Internet friends, is there a Jordan/Karl-Anthony story about the number 15?? (Before you ask, no, that’s not his jersey number.)
Speaking of lore around numbers, numerology queen Swift debuted a new-slash-old hairstyle that’s firmly hers. 1989 Era: shoulder length, side part, and aggressively Side-Swept Bangs. (As I’m sure you can imagine, Taylor stans are curious to know what that means.) She was at the wedding without a football husband, because he had to work (aka game at the Chiefs’ first preseason game in Kansas City), but it appears she brought her brother, austin swiftAs his plus one. During the ceremony, she sat in the second row between him and Bridgers, which we know about thanks to grainy paparazzi drone photos. I hate that they exist, but on the other hand, they also showed that Antonoff was working, which gave us quite a bit of funny Twitter, unfortunately. Comment: “Poor Jack is going through a divorce.”
In any case, mazal tov for the newlyweds! May their marriages be long and happy (or at least longer and happier than Antonoff and). margaret qualleywhich did not make it past the three-year mark).
- It’s really heartbreaking to wake up and see that hayden panettiere Died at the age of 36. [TMZ]
- kaia gerber Had exorcised. Ok! [The Cut]
- i hate circulation‘S Cristiano Ronaldo cover, but maybe that’s because I hate Cristiano Ronaldo. [Vogue]
- Halle Berry 60 years old, oh Lord! [Instagram]
- And elizabeth olsen Have a mother. [Page Six]
- And Salma Hayek There is a (step) grandmother! [InStyle]
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