“I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he says, ‘What are you doing so late?’ And I said, ‘Can I get your autograph?’ He says, ‘Fuck you, man.’ I always sign autographs. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign it immediately… Last year on my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed out a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’"
